- ‘Wait. Is this only entry? I thought it was cover.’
- ’I wasn’t going to show up, but then I had nothing else to do…do you have a light?’
- ‘Hey, hi! Do you think I can borrow a cigarette from you? Benson Lights? Sure, anything will do.’
- ‘Is he looking at me? Wait, is he looking at you? Okay, the first one to talk to him takes him home tonight.’
- ‘I think I need a shot…make that two. Can you pay for these? I forgot my credit card in my other wallet today,’
- ‘That shirt on those pants? He’s such a fashion disaster – he should be happy he’s cute!’
- ‘I might have made out with that boy at the party last month, but I am not very sure. It was so dark…’
- “ Oh damn! I slept with him! And him! Yikes, and the third one too!’
- ‘Do you think I can survive on one beer all night long?’
- ‘OMG, where have you been? You disappeared! I haven’t seen you since…. oh wait, we ran into each other at the last one.’
- ‘Can we please leave before closing bell? I hate making small talk when the lights are back on,’
- ‘So gay parties aren’t usually my thing, but I wanted to come check out what the hype is all about…oh hold on, I see a friend, I’ll talk to you later?’
- ‘Is it just me, or are the lights dimmer than usual?’
- ‘Oh, you wear sandals? How cute.’
- ‘That new Adele song? Story of my life.’
- ‘Can I have a mojito? Hello? Hello? Umm, Mr. bartender?’
- ‘I want to go pee so badly, but all the stalls are full, and I am too intimidated to use the urinals, you know what I mean?’
- ‘Ughhh. This party is full of people I didn’t want to run int-…heyyy! What are you doing here? We were just talking about how lovely the crowd is today!’
- ‘…And that’s exactly why you should never ever be a part of an orgy!’
- ‘Sorry, but this might seem awkward, but what’s your name again?’
- ‘Seriously, do you have any idea where the after party is at?’
- ‘I totally don’t mind being objectified right now.’
- ‘Did you see how he had his tongue down his throat? So sick. Think someone will make out with me like that?’
- ‘Oh god, oh god, hide…it’s my ex!’
- ‘Why did you leave me alone and go? Now stand right here while I scout the rest of the party!’
- ‘ If his t-shirt gets any tighter, he would look like a mannequin. A hot one, but a mannequin nonetheless.’
- ‘…And this funny thing happened, where I told him I might have accidentally slept with his twin brother too…’
- ‘This party is so boring; I should have just stayed home tonight. Wait, while you are heading to the bar, get me a beer? No, wait…make it a Long Island Iced Tea.’’
- ‘The music is so’
- ‘Did you see what he was wearing; it’s so hideous tha – … oh, hi! How are you doing? I absolutely love what you are wearing today!’
- ‘Damn, I wish someone comes and buys me a drink.’
- ‘Oh my god! It has been so long since I saw you last? Where have you been?’
- ‘So where were you pre-drinking?’
- ‘So where are we drinking after?’
- ‘Have you seen how expensive the drinks are here, I am going to wing it with only one beer for the rest of the night…’
- ‘I would go and smoke outside but it’s so hot. Do you think the air conditioning is on?’
- ‘If I were him, I wouldn’t be wearing that pink dress jacket here. Actually, I wouldn’t wear it anywhere…’
- ‘Want to stand in the corner and make fun of everyone?’
- ‘…Why are you surprised to see them together? Didn’t you hear – they are an item again.’
- ‘The last time I was here, I got so wasted, I don’t remember a thing. There are videos somewhere, but I’d rather not see them…’
- ‘Is he checking me out? Tell me, is he checking me out?’
- ‘That’s a seven, and that’s a five, oh no wait, I think he’s a four…’
- ‘Do you think they saw me? Okay, pretend to say something really serious so that it looks like we don’t want out conversation to be disturbed.’
- ‘I think he was wearing the same outfit the last time around.’
- ‘Does anyone know where the after party is happening?’
- ‘You are getting there at 10? Who gets there that early? People would think you don’t have a life.’
- ‘You want to come back to my place? I have a great collection of jazz music…’
- ‘Don’t you think the crowd was better last time around?’
- ‘I am going to play a game where I count the number of people I’ve slept with.’
- ‘I’ve heard rumours that there are lines happening in the bathrooms…’
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