Even 20 More Things Not To Say On A First Date

20 more other things to not say

  1. ‘You see that man sitting by himself there – the one with the beard and the broad shoulders? That’s the kind of guy I want to end up with.’
  2. ‘I am very frank – sometimes I want sex four times a day…’
  3. ‘I’ve never thought of myself as a commitment person – imagine spending your life with the same person for the rest of your life. No, thank you.’
  4. ‘Haha…seriously, have you found anyone funnier than me?’
  5. ‘That one time I was at swinger’s party in Barcelona…’
  6. ‘I am getting married in May next year.’
  7. ‘So what’s this #No377 that everyone keeps talking about?’
  8. ‘ Watch out! I think I am going to puk-‘
  9. ‘Okay, this might be embarrassing, but I actually wanted to ask out your friend, but I was wasted and accidentally took your number instead. Do you think you can, umm, give me his number?’
  10. “ Have you ever wanted to kill someone just for fun?’
  11. ’Well, I’ve been called a jerk more than once, but then again, it’s all a matter of perspective…’
  12. ‘I am not a people’s person. I’d rather just sit at home, all by myself. Know what I mean?’
  13. ‘Hypothetically, if we get married, how many kids would you want? Would you be okay with Ibrahim as a potential name? No? You don’t like it?’
  14. ‘Ugh. I hate old people. They should be banned.’
  15. ‘I mean, Hitler might have been a dictator and all that, but let’s not forget all the great things he did…’
  16. ‘Okay, can you keep a look out for the waiter? I want to swipe these gorgeous coasters…’
  17. ‘Have you ever woken up and realized how many gorgeous men this world holds? And we’ve barely met any of them.’
  18. ‘ So last week, my best friend decided to set me up with that hot model from Fashion Week, but I told her I wanted a simple, average boy. Speaking of which…’
  19. ‘Do you know where I can get some cocaine around here?’
  20. ‘So I have a blog where I write about my dating escapades. It’s a lot of fun, you should read it!’

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