Name: Kaushik Vaideeswaran
This is how young I am (your age): 26
The ‘What-Do-You-Do’: Pretend to be intelligent, and be a scientist.
The ‘Why-Do-You-Do’: Because people buy it!
Where did that ‘Big Idea’ come from? : Self-denial, and a smart brain.
My Favorite fashion mantra: Go with your instincts. But if your instincts suck, that’s not my fault.
My favourite life mantra: Everything happens for a reason. Even heartburn.
My Hogwarts House/ Game Of Thrones family: Gryffindor. Where else would a peacock like me fit in?
Am I reading something now? : Ralf Koenig’s The Killer Condom
Am I doing someone now? : Always!
On a Friday night, you’ll see me at: Your place? Or mine?
On a Sunday afternoon, you’d see me at: Brunch with sunglasses on because the sun hurts my eyes.
What I wear: Suspenders, bowties and dhotis. (Side note: I like mixing it up. I am just sassy that way.)
What I smell like: Musk.
If I were a song, I would be: ‘Busy Earnin’ by Jungle – story of my life.
‘Being Guysexual’ to me means: Mysterious sex appeal, and lots of it.
If I were an article on Buzzfeed, my click-baiting title would be: ‘10 anecdotes on how Kaushik can solve your problems.’ (Side note: 0ut of which 9 would be alcohol but we will let them discover that.)
Where I see myself, five years from now: It’s simple – at a brunch.