- ‘I think you might be going bald.’
- ‘Well, technically, we are still together. Do you think this would count as cheating?’
- ‘Wow, the people who take your profile pictures on Facebook do a really good job!’
- Okay, don’t look now, but that waiter has the cutest butt in the world.’
- ‘I am so sorry I couldn’t return your call last night, I was on a date.’
- ‘But how can you like Gossip Girl?’
- ‘I see that you are friends with my ex on Facebook…’
- ‘So funny thing, I Googled you.’
- “ I am vegan.’
- ‘So sorry for being on the call – you were saying something? Is that so? Tell me more. Oh wait. I have to take this call, hang on. Hello?’
- ‘I have a strange feeling that we’ve met before. Did we have a threesome in 2009?’
- ‘I am so sorry for not paying attention, but there’s something stuck between your teeth.’
- ‘ Something tells me I am going to meet the love of my life soon, I know I’ll have to kiss many frogs till then, but I know I’ll find my prince in the end. Are you fine? You look sick.’
- ‘Do you want to see me snort beer from my nose?’
- ‘ ‘I think I saw your shirt in Zara’s sale last season.’
- ‘I think I am still in love with my ex-boyfriend.’
- ‘I am sorry but I think I am getting distracted by the pimple by your nose…’
- ‘I might have dinner plans with some friends later. You won’t mind, would you?’
- ‘Do you think it would be weird if I ask you to be my boyfriend?’
- ‘Wow, you drink a lot of beer, don’t you? Now I know why your face looks so heavy.’
In case you missed our first list of twenty things not to say on a first date, read them here.
