Twenty Things Not To Say On A First Date.

Art Work: Siddha Kannur.
Art Work: Siddha Kannur.
  1. ‘’You look thinner in your pictures. Are you sure that was you?”
  2. ‘I might be emotionally damaged. Do I look emotionally damaged?’
  3. ‘…and that’s the story of how I got arrested, and had to be locked up for a day.’
  4. ‘ Is it okay if I call my ex to join us for a drink? He’s totally cool!’
  5. ‘I have a girlfriend.’
  6. ‘ I think I forgot my wallet at home, do you mind taking this one?’
  7. ‘OMG. I know this boy who’d be perfect for you. You guys are so alike!’
  8. ‘So that profile picture of yours from 2007; where was it taken?’
  9. ‘Is this a date? I thought we were just hanging out.’
  10. ‘What’s your profile handle on Grindr?’
  11. ‘Are you really sure you want to eat that? Those carbs are worth three day’s worth of workout.’
  12. ‘…so my son is only a couple of years younger than you are. I think he went to your school.’
  13. ‘I think I might be falling in love with you.’
  14. ‘ So do you stay alone at home? ’
  15. ‘Do you mind if I use your phone? I have to tell my roommate that I’ll be home in fifteen minutes.’
  16. ‘I think you look exactly like my brother.’
  17. ‘Haha, so this guy I went out on a date with two days ago said that…’
  18. “ I don’t think I am the kind of guy who’s looking for anything serious.’
  19. ‘Honestly, I cheated on my ex. And the one before that. And the one before that.’
  20. ‘So that girl in your profile picture. Is she single?’

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