Art Work: Siddha Kannur.
- ‘’You look thinner in your pictures. Are you sure that was you?”
- ‘I might be emotionally damaged. Do I look emotionally damaged?’
- ‘…and that’s the story of how I got arrested, and had to be locked up for a day.’
- ‘ Is it okay if I call my ex to join us for a drink? He’s totally cool!’
- ‘I have a girlfriend.’
- ‘ I think I forgot my wallet at home, do you mind taking this one?’
- ‘OMG. I know this boy who’d be perfect for you. You guys are so alike!’
- ‘So that profile picture of yours from 2007; where was it taken?’
- ‘Is this a date? I thought we were just hanging out.’
- ‘What’s your profile handle on Grindr?’
- ‘Are you really sure you want to eat that? Those carbs are worth three day’s worth of workout.’
- ‘…so my son is only a couple of years younger than you are. I think he went to your school.’
- ‘I think I might be falling in love with you.’
- ‘ So do you stay alone at home? ’
- ‘Do you mind if I use your phone? I have to tell my roommate that I’ll be home in fifteen minutes.’
- ‘I think you look exactly like my brother.’
- ‘Haha, so this guy I went out on a date with two days ago said that…’
- “ I don’t think I am the kind of guy who’s looking for anything serious.’
- ‘Honestly, I cheated on my ex. And the one before that. And the one before that.’
- ‘So that girl in your profile picture. Is she single?’
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And that’s just the first 20, right. Great list, thanks!
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There’s a lot more where this came from! Stay tuned! 🙂
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Ha, looking forward to it 🙂
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👍👌💜
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Glad you liked it! Now bake us a cake. 🙂
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Sure thing 🙂
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No-nos indeed! You learnt the hard way?
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Tell me about it. So brutal my life is.
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